Cookie Monster Cupcakes

Cookies? cupcakes? At once? Yes, please.

Cupcakes

• 1/2 a cup of unsalted butter
• 1/2 a cup of white sugar
• 3 eggs
• 1.5 teaspoons vanilla extract
• 1.5 cups all purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon of baking powder
• 1.5 teaspoons salt
• 1/4 cup of milk

Frosting

• 2 Cups confectioners sugar
• 1/2 cup unsalted butter
• 1.5 teaspoons vanilla extract
• some milk
• WIilton sky blue icing coloring

Decoration

• Wilton White Candy melts
• Milk or semi-sweet chocolate chips
• Sky blue sanding sugar
• Oreoes

The Eyes

I found the easiest way to melt chocolate for the eyes was to bring a small pot with a lid to a boil and then removing it from the heat and melting a few of the chocolate chips onto the lid. You can then use a chopstick or handle of a regular soup spoon to dab chocolate onto the chocolate chips and press them firmly onto the white candy melts. Don’t worry if the first two eyes don’t look quite right. I probably did like 6 pairs before I got a decent one. No two eyes should be the same. Don’t worry about symmetry.  As you make them place them on a cookie sheet or plate and set them aside. You will probably need 16 or so pairs even though the recipe will only make a dozen cupcakes.

The Cupcakes

The cupcakes are prepared like standard cupcakes. Preheat the oven to 350F. Thoroughly mix the dry ingredients with a whisk. Add the wet ingredients and mix with an electric mixer on low speed until smooth. Use the back of a spoon to break any lumps in the batter. Place paper liners in your cupcake tin and fill each cup to about 2/3 of the way full. Bake the cupcakes for 15 minutes. Rotate your pan at about the 7 minute mark for even baking.  At the 15 minute mark start checking if they’re ready ever 3 minutes or so. A cupcake is cooked when a toothpick inserted into the center is clean when you pull it out. When they’re ready remove them from the oven and let them cool to room temperature.

The Frosting

It’s important that butter be at room temperature. This will be much much easier if the butter is at room temperature. If it’s coming straight from the fridge it for 20 seconds if its still super cold and hard. Cutting the butter into quarter inch cubes will also help this process. With the electric mixer cream the butter and add the sugar slowly. As you do this make sure to stop and scrape down the sides of the bowl. When all the sugar is combined add the vanilla extract. The some milk here you can add as needed to get the frosting to the right consistency which should be something like toothpaste. Beat this mixture at high until the frosting is fluffy. At this point color it with the sky blue frosting color which should come in a little paint bottle and be a sort of deep blue gel. Start with a teaspoon or so and mix on high until you get a nice rich streak-less blue.

Decoration

When the cupcakes are completely cool cut a small 1/4 inch deep 1/4 slice from each one for the mouth where you will later insert the Oreo. Frost each cupcake with a liberal amount of the frosting and then dip them into a shallow bowl of the sanding sugar. Attach the eyes by applying a dollop of the frosting to the back and firmly pressing them on. At this point things you’ll probably get a few eyes kind of blue because of frosting on your fingers. I know I did. This is why we made extras. If you have any trouble getting the eyes to stay you may have to scrape some of the sugar off to get a better surface for them to stick to. Break the Oreos in half with your hands and insert them into the mouth. Place the cupcakes in the fridge for 20 minutes to set the frosting and enjoy.

Many people pipe the “fur” onto the cupcakes, but I found the sanding sugar method much cleaner and less dependent on heat and consistency of the frosting.

Things have been a bit crazy as of late, but I just wanted to let folks know that I’m still alive and I’m still noming. Leave everyone with a picture of a random dinner of peas and apple sausage and brown rice. New posts to come!

Creme Brulee

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My favorite part about creme brulee is the first bite. Breaking the crispy top and getting the perfect ratios of caramel, to warm, to cold custard is probably one of my favorite things in life. This recipe makes every bite a first bite. Credit to Alton Brown’s recipe for the custard which I’ve modified slightly.

Ingredients

• 1 quart (2 pints) heavy cream
• 1 vanilla bean
• 1/2 cup regular granulated sugar
• 6 egg yolks

The one special thing we’re going to need here is some chinese soup spoons which you can get on amazon. This is probably enough to make 60 spoons. I’d say half the recipe for 25 or so.

Cooking

Preheat your oven to 300 degrees. Split the vanilla bean and scrape its contents into a sauce pan. Add the creme and heat over medium high until it comes to a boil. Keep an eye on it as to make sure it doesn’t boil over on you as it often does to me. Turn off the stove, cover and let it steep for 20 minutes. Remove the vanilla bean halves.

In a mixing bowl whisk the eggs and 1/2 the sugar until it becomes a pale yellow. Slowly add the creme and continue whisking. Pour the mix into 6 buttered ramikenns. It should come up about 3/4 of the way. The shallower the dish the more quickly and easily they will set. Place the raminkens into a large roasting pan and pour boiling water 3/4 of the way up the sides and carefully place the roasting pan into the oven.  Bake for 30-40 minutes until the custards are set on the edges but wobble like jello in the middle.

Remove the roasting pan from the oven and let everything cool for 30-40 minutes until the water is lukewarm. At this point stir the custards in their ramikens and then spoon them into the soup spoons. Place them on a cookie sheet and into the fridge to set. When they are set after a hour or so transfer them into the freezer. We don’t go into the freezer because lowering the temperature in the fridge first makes for smoother custards. These can now be frozen for a few days.

When you’re ready to serve put half to 3/4 of a teaspoon of sugar on the top of a spoon and brulee it with a small torch. The important thing here is to put the sugar just before you brulee because the more time the sugar sits the more cool it gets and the more melted the custard will become because it takes more torch time to brown them. You can accompany each spoon with a spoon of macerated berries to chase, but they’re more than delicious alone. The frozen spoonfuls will travel well if you can freeze them sufficiently and drive conservatively. You can probably move them in shallow tubbeware on ice. I tried no ice recently and only lost maybe 4-5 because they melted and turned into a mess.